memes of the signs

giantspacefetus:

aries- doge

taurus- tfw no gf

gemini- farming memes

cancer- spiders georg

leo- shrek, onions

virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

libra- peach time

scorpio- rick rolling

sagittarius- bee movie

capricorn- john green, metaphors

aquarius- birds riding skateboards

pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian

trxylervevo:

OH My GoD.

vinegod:

When you can’t get over a fictional death… by Jerry Purpdrank

Tonks stood just behind him, her bright bubble-gum-pink hair gleaming in the sunlight filtering through the dirty glass station ceiling, wearing heavily patched jeans and a bright purple T-shirt bearing the legend THE WEIRD SISTERS. Next to Tonks was Lupin, his face pale, his hair graying, a long and threadbare overcoat covering a shabby jumper and trousers. 

internetfeet:

Yo man. We know that mami and kyoko both dont have their parents because theyre dead.And we know that Madoka still has living breathing parents. Sayaka is questionable.

but fucking homura

where the fuck are her parents

someone just needs to call them up and just be like

"Your daughter has literally become satan"

emissary-architect:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end

aka: ARE YOU READY FOR THESE FEELINGS

because I am not

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do